regular
hot 'n heavy
sporadic
annoying the person next to me
no longer an issue

2. I am generally

corporal
gaseous

3. People with lots of piercings, black clothing and dyed black hair

understand me
beat the crap out of me
envy me

4. My name and date of birth can be found on my

valid driver's license
current Passport
tombstone

5. The last time someone invited me to their church was for a

wedding
christening
funeral
spiritualist demonstration

6. "I can walk through walls"

True
False
Not sure

7. My personal fashion statement involves

leather and lace
paisley and prints
tartan and tweeds
diaphanous shrouds

8. I prefer to keep fit by

working out at a gym
jogging
swimming laps
participating in competative sports
drifting through dark hallways and rattling chains

9. "Most humans act as though they can't even see me"

True
False
True, but they're just pretending not to see me

10. To be completely honest, I think my sex drive is

below average
about average
above average
a constant source of guilt
pretty much dead